Because I'm really not that smart.
The clueless page is written by a 22 year old mentally challenged man. He likes writing, drawing, video games, computers. His favorite operating system is Windows 98 even though it sucks monkey balls. Everyone knows Windows XP is better, but still, Windows 98 works better 98 % of the time for some strange reason. But that's besides the point.
The author isnt sure just yet. All the author knows is that he needs to shit, shower and shave. Change his sucks. The author now can smell smelly socks and all kinds of smells that dont smell too good =^_^=
All I know is Bow wow wow yippie yay. Where my dogs at or something equally lame and retarded such as that.
Flames, spam, praise mail is all welcome at the following address. Just be kind and gentle and for the love that all is holy have a fucking sense of humour.
kris.heartely@gmail.com
2:06 PM 5/24/2006: I moved my blog here. Livejournal sucks ass. It's full of stupid people and it just consumed a lot of time that I should be trying to find a job.
1:10 PM 4/25/2006 (Date changed once and awhile when author remembers. Author holds absolutely no responsibility over wrong date or something or other. It really doesnt matter but you have a idea when this retarded page has been updated. If you have any furthur questions you could always take a gander at the... uh... time stamp on the file if you wish. That will give you a more realistic idea of when this page is updated. However. This computer is a day behind, cause it want to, cuz! So you get the idea but I dont know why you care so much since there's aboslutely nothing of value on this pathetic personal page. It really makes you wonder just how far I'm gone in the head, huh?